hehe...survey...hehe

Well...it'll be here. I was halfway through that one, and the numbers were all fucked up. GRRR! Very GRR!!


Here's a random set I found in another journal...I don't think she'll miss them ehhe

Name: Bonnie
Nicknames: Bonster, Bonnie Onnie, Bonstance, Bonneroonie, Bon Bon, Bon
Internet Names: sailoryoda and jacklemmon (add underscores at will to the jacklemmon one)
Birthday: August 20, 1981
Sex: female, I guess
Where do you Live: Del City, Oklahoma, USA, Earth
Description of yourself: uh...native american butterball with glasses... yeah.
Straight/Gay/Bisexual: gay, although it's hard to get those damn straight tendencies out of my system (e.g. Guy Pearce, Billy Zane, Robert Downey Jr., Sean Pertwee, Seth Green, and Michael Palin)
Shoe Size: Lately it's everything from 8 to 9 and a half wide.
Are you Short or Tall: 5'3", so I would say average
Pets: I miss them.

Favourites #1:
Sport to play: air hockey, or maybe four-square haha. I played softball years back. So my fave sport to watch in years past was baseball. But now, with world cup coming up, SOCCER!! I love JEFF AGOOS!
Colour/Colours: green (not hunter green, the color Green as in the crayon) and silver
Clothes Brand: um...as for the ones I wear...Maggie Barnes is coo. As for the ones in Vogue, D&G, Dior, and Roberto Cavalli
Shoe Brand: um...payless
Music Artists: U2, Bif Naked, Cranberries, Shakira, Tori Amos, Buddy Holly, etc.
Radio stations: KJ103 (pop music...yay for mindless catchy stuff!!) and 92.5 KOMA (yay for oldies!)
Drink: Dr. Pepper and Cream Soda and Apple Juice
TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Everybody Loves Raymond, Conan O'Brien, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, Jeopardy, etc.
Season: spring/summer
Day: Tuesdays
Holiday: I don't know.
Numbers: 11

Are You?
Wuss: yep, well, in most day to day ways.
Class Clown: uh...I don't think so. I guess. Although I have come up with some weird noodles of knowledge haha.
Popular: Yeah...weird...they put a huge picture of me up in my house (dorm for those non-smithies)

*Does/Do you/Do you/Are..*
Size matter: when pantries are involved, yes
Have a crush: Several
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No :( hehe Not really sad about it though. I guess the universe is not ready to deal with me dealing with that sort of drama. Oh well. The universe's loss! ahha

*Friends* EW! This I cannot do. Picking faves? Oh hell no.
Funniest:
Craziest:
Smartest:
Ditziest:
Cutest:
Happiest:
Meanest:
Sweetest:
Sluttiest:

*This or That*
Paper or Plastic: plastic, except for heavy bottles
Deaf or Blind: deaf
Truth or Dare: truth
Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisin: chocolate chip
Beavis or butthead? Beavis made me laugh damned hard, but I like butthead somewhat more...wacky
Ocean or Pool: ocean
Cake or Pie: pie
Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
Cats or Dogs: dogs
Love or Lust: love...
Gun or Knife: knife
Toast or pancakes: TOAST! YAY BREAD!!
Bitter or Sweet: sweet
Diamonds or Pearls: Both are obtained in ghastly ways. So I'm going to go with twenty-five cent jewels
Hugs or Kisses: both
Croutons or Bacon Bits: croutons
Democrat or Republican: ugh...they change through time. So, I guess Independent.
Taco or Burrito: taco
Complex or Simple: simple
Armageddon or Independence Day: DEEP IMPACT!
Lefty or Righty: righty, althought lefties are cool.
Batman or Superman: BATMAN!
Coke or Pepsi: DR. PEPPER!
Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch: Cooler Ranch
Electric Slide or Macarena: Electric Slide
Pencils or Pens: pens
Sunset or Sunrise: sunrise
Sun or Moon: sun
X's or O's: X's
Showers or Baths: baths
Ketchup or Mustard: MUSTARD! I...can't...resist...ARGH.."They got the Mustard OUT!"

*When You Hear This name you think of..*
Adam: my cousin
Bill: my dad
Greg: Adam's brother...this so far is freaking weird. I hadn't looked before hand...
Jill: Good god! Little yellow haired friend who was...on crack, but not on drugs. On crack in the way that she was NUTS! I miss her hehe.
Missy: Uncle David's fiancee
John: I am NOT Jonathan motherfuckers! Everyday they IM me at my aohell account "Yo Jonathan. It's Dave" or some shite. Ugh.
Rich: creamy
Matt: crush from high school...turned out to be a drag queen later...fascinating...maybe gaydar? haha
Pat: ehehehehhehehe
Roxanne: Steve Martin
Stephanie: I forgot her name once.

SWEET!! I love Eddie Izzard!

Which Izzard Are You?

Movie Izzard: You're not just another pretty face, you're a pretty face on the silver screen. You are particular about which face you show the world, and you're very careful to make that face the most attractive. Your tastes may be a little more refined than some, but that doesn't stop you from getting down and dirty when the time comes.

I'm waiting for the buffy musical to download

I'm posting so much because my comp is a slow boho!




Which "Natural Wonder" are you?




But isn't that nice? hehe

an actual entry

I had a dream last night. And it was weird and all involved, like all of my dreams. The only part I really remember is that I was talking to Ali in some kitchen, and it was like 8am or something, definitely morning. And Kandace walked in! And whatever Ali said went to the wayside and I was like "Kandace! I've missed you so much!" and hugged her.
Does this mean I should write her immediately? Yep.
Am I doing it right now? Nope. I'm writing in this dumbass thing instead. Strange thing is, most of the time, the things I would write to most people I write in here. I wonder what it all means. I know I'm a chickenshit (gross. what a gross word. especially when you grew up around hundred of chickens. blugh), but what can I do? The only things I can write are bullshit things anyway. And the bullshite goes here. I think most of problem is that I feel (haha haha haha) I'm supposed to say something meaningful whenever I write emails, and that's so not the case. It's a mere update on your current state of mind (or your day's previous state of mind). In any case, they're not getting written. I suck. Why am I like this? I want to write, but it all comes down to "Just do it." Blechishness

uh...

I remember during finals in the spring semester of first year, Jackass the Crass was sitting at our corner table at lunch, and rocking back and forth and said "I am so autistic right now!" You had to be there to think it was at all funny. And I was. haha




What Psych-Ward do you belong to?

hmm...

Which Computer Component Are you?

another survey!

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?? morning? I don't think so. I get up around 2-4pm.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON WHO WOULD IT BE? Tony Curtis

3. GOLD OR SILVER? silver

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? The Time Machine

5. FAVORITE TV SHOW? Buffy the Vampire Slayer

6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? about to have cereal

7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? a horny, drunk fratboy (yuck!)

8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? yep

9. WHO INSPIRES YOU? lots of peeps, famous-wise Robert Silverberg, Alice Walker, Langston Hughes, Isaac Asimov, Sir Richard Francis Burton (a wicked cool explorer, Watch or read Mountains of the Moon!), Jack Lemmon, Octavia Butler, Sherman Alexie, etc.
Non-famous-wise, most of my friends inspire me in little ways, which add up!

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Beatrice, the a is pronounced like the a in apple

11. BEACH OR CITY? city

12. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM? peanut butter chocolate

14. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? salted

15. FAVORITE COLOR? green

16. FAVORITE CAR? Uh...PT Cruiser

17. FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING(S): CHEESE

18. TRUE LOVE: n/a

19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? so many...two-facedness really pisses me off. So does willful ignorance, insensitivity, presumptiousness, etc.

20. FAVORITE FLOWER? hibiscus

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT BEFORE YOU TOLD PEOPLE? several milliseconds

22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? STILL!!! How can people drink that seltzer stuff I do not know. It makes me want to hurl.

23. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? some gray, some beige

24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5 or 6

25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? someplace where it never, ever snowed

26. CAN YOU JUGGLE, IF YES HOW MANY? nope

27. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? tuesday

28. RED OR WHITE WINE? white

29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? went to Red Lobster with family and best friend

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? no

31.DO YOU FIND YOURSELF COMPLICATED? sort of...I think the results are always simple though

32.WHAT FRIEND DO YOU CHERISH THE MOST? Ali, I guess...I don't like this question. I love several of my friends with tons o love. Ugh.

33.IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE WHAT WOULD IT BE, AND WHY? I don't know...

34.ARE YOU IRRITATED? Sally Jessy Raphael is on, so of course.

35.OK, GOODBYE. huh?