bonstrosity | Mar. 11th, 2002

I have too many fbs and decos to make. Way too many. But they'll get done, because I'm a psychopath. The Letter N theme, A Bunch of Flowers theme, Large Deco swap (25 of them), ARGH! haah I love being all creative and whatnot though, so oh well.

And I was just looking at one swap that's due, and just ACK!!!
I can do this. I can do this.

But alas, my fucking period started today, the one day I did not need it to start haah. Well, I never need it to start actually. Matter of fact, and I know the universe will twitch at me saying this, I would prefer to into menopause right now. I don't plan on giving birth, my periods always bring icky depression and weird head pressures, and it's just icky and annoying and too red. I don't like red very much (Of course if it's red hair it's an exception, as several of my favorite people in the world have red hair), and as I say all that right now, I'm wearing a fucking red turtleneck. How lame-ass is that? BLAH!!!

Well, I'm quite the bitchmiester today. Oh well. My bunion is fucking killing me!!! It never hurts, but I must have sat on it when I was sitting on the floor, and UGH!! It's red and feels like I jammed it. Fucker.

And I'm tired of saying the word "shit". I hate that cuss word. I like all of the other cuss words better, but I keep using that one. When something abrupt happens, the thing I'll say is "Shit!" And I don't like it.

Cool Runnings is on...I love this movie. I love Doug E. Doug. I wonder what ever happened to him?

I cut my hand yesterday with scissors!! I was picking them up to move them and I caught the side of my hand with the end of them. Now, I didn't know the end of scissors could be that sharp! And you know what? The cut is like an inch log (only surface cut though) and it doesn't hurt near as bad as quarter inch papercut would hurt. Small blessings.

Me and mom ordered Dominoes today (pro-life supporting company...Oh well. They make damn good pizza.), and we ordered way too damn much! haha. We have one whole pizza and a couple slices on the other one, and 7 or 8 breadsticks left. And my stomach lurches, not in a good way, when it thinks of all that greasines.

I love that Peter Outerbridge is the badass Swiss dude in Cool Runnings, and he's also Judy in Better Than Chocolate, and he was on the Outer Limits tonight. haha.

Hmmm...I'm sending 95 used stamps to swap with someone. Can you believe that? I've gotten at least 55 of those from swapping within the past month and a half. Crazy.

I love Bono. He's so fucking awesome. I wish that man could be rule the world...officially. Things would be great. I heard on the news about the fucking pentagon posting where nuclear targets would be in a bad situation. Do we honestly want to piss people off or what? Russia??? Dumb asses. Russia is falling over themselves being somewhat nice, and we do this. Ugh. I have a swapper pal in Russia, and a woman I'm going to start palling regularly with is from there, and living in Vermont. I wonder what she thinks. Grr.

Zoolander kicks ass! I could name all of the models and designers, how sick is that?!!?!?! I was like "It's Tom Ford!" "It's Tommy! Fuckin prick. I hate that ass." well, censor that last statement a bit for mom listening haha. I read too much Vogue. Oh my good god!! In the newish Vogue (with Gwyneth on the cover) there's a D&G ad with Gisele (as always!) in a pinstripe suit. *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* *DROOL* How much do I love a woman in pinstripes? Far too much for my own good haha. There's also a pick of her with her shapely abs showing...she definitely ain't too skinny, those abs are chiseled! Six pack like! Leo is a god damn lucky bastard.

Maybe that's enough pontificating, maybe not. I guess it is. Time to write a letter.