Some of my fave quotes by the man himself...
"Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay."
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere,someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people overthere on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!"
"You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."
I'm so, so glad I got to see you live, front row, in the tiny Calvin Theater in Northampton those years ago, you awesome man who swam in the Hudson River when young. RIP. :(
And a meme'ish thing. Gakked from
skywaterblue. Top 100 Sci-Fi authors according to SFX... yeah, this is list more SFF not Sci-Fi, because... yeah. Call it Speculative Fiction for a better umbrella, heh. Bolded are the ones I've read (some only half of a book, but whatever, it counts as it's longer than a short story, lol. Plus some of them are short stories. I'm looking at you Anne McAffrey, which I can't even begin to remember which damn story it was.)
( Who the hell are some of these people? )
"Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay."
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere,someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people overthere on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!"
"You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."
I'm so, so glad I got to see you live, front row, in the tiny Calvin Theater in Northampton those years ago, you awesome man who swam in the Hudson River when young. RIP. :(
And a meme'ish thing. Gakked from
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( Who the hell are some of these people? )